Blog of Craig's Arizona

Only someone from the Phoenix area would understand and the really funny thing is that this is all so true!

1. ‘Phoenix’ actually consists of Scottsdale, Chandler, Tempe, Mesa, Gilbert, Glendale, Peoria, Tolleson, Avondale, Goodyear, Litchfield Park, Sun City, Sun City West, Sun City Grand, Sun Lakes, Surprise, Laveen, Apache Junction, Gold Canyon, and half of [...]

Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
 
The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
 
The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their [...]

I’ve gotten a few cartoons that are poking fun at our current Economic situation, guess there is some good from all of that…

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Esther,I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’  Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars’

Who says that old people don’t know how to work the system…